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After Watching Mommie Dearest

Dear Ms. Dunaway
I viewed you with the sound down
You served such a mean beat down
Even the gangsters had to bow down

Kabuki Joan Crawford
Estranged from her gourd
At Chez Domingo’s WE the Academy
Please accept our award

And allow me to say, Ms. Faye,
When you squatted down low
And went straight sumo
You got ‘ta pimpin’ that role
Like it was a ho

(it was as if Bonnie had kept going after putting Clyde in a rest home)

Then air-body at the party sang
“Stop! Look!
Listen to your heart
Hear what it’s saying”

And then you pulled out that hanger
And we knew you wasn’t playin’


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